Laughter Heals

I think I have a lot of nail polish…  (Taken with instagram)

I think I have a lot of nail polish… (Taken with instagram)

Now that everyone knows my middle name…  (Taken with instagram)

Now that everyone knows my middle name… (Taken with instagram)

Can’t wait to see my husband telling jokes on stage!  (Taken with Instagram at Nashville, TN)

Can’t wait to see my husband telling jokes on stage! (Taken with Instagram at Nashville, TN)

Anonymous asked: <p>what is the best way to make a guy jealous? I want to show a guy just how much he lost.</p>

thecrazytruth:

lol hmmm should I tell you!?!  

F*ck it, his loss :) 

there’s many ways to get a guy jealous, one of the most obvious ways is to make it clear you started talking to someone else, and exaggerate how great this new guy really is. take pictures, facebook updates, tags. Just make it clear, that you’ve NEVER been this happy before. Do whatever you have to do to make sure he sees it! Another way of getting him jealous is by IGNORING him, I’m a guy and I HATE being ignored especially when I see the girl I really used to like, it sucks knowing she’s over you. So when you see him in public, just treat him like a complete stranger. Continue to be great friends with his friends… why? because EVERYTHING they see you do or say, they’re going to tell him no matter what, but act oblivious to it. As far as the way you look? I think you know what to do lol girls do a great job at this with the help of push up bras and makeup, so I rather leave that up to you.

OH BTW… I would HATE it if I stopped talking to a girl and she just happens to post a status like “omg I just got 2 tickets to the next (his fav. sports team) game, I can’t wait to go!!!!.”  then have one of your friends purposely ask “who’s going with you?” then respond, “eh idk yet, lets see who I decide to take”.     <—- if i saw that, I’d be pissed because I know it should of been ME lol 

well america, you&#8217;ve done it again. always getting me with the pups. touche, you win this one. 

well america, you’ve done it again. always getting me with the pups. touche, you win this one. 

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with all the imperfections. i want it all. and yet&#8230; we can&#8217;t be. 

with all the imperfections. i want it all. and yet… we can’t be. 

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